So today, was my second full day of flu house arrest.
And the big event was going to the grocery store for supplies, and watching 16 episodes of Heroes.
16
Why did I stop at 16 you ask? well obviously any more than that might seem excessive…I wouldn’t want to look obsessed, its unbecoming.
Besides watching Heroes, there has been a lot of staring at myself in the mirror, improv’ing full dramatic Oscar worthy scenes, private rock concerts, full musical productions, and just some good old fashioned face making.
I have been doing a lot of imagining in general, lets call it visualization, Oprah’s a big one, and me being a ninja, like full on ninja assasin, in the past though, Feudal Japan, maybe because I’ve been reading Shogun, or maybe because I have a secret that lies dormant waiting for the perfect moment….BOOM!
Don’t be intimidated, I’m here to protect .
My enemies must have infected me with this flu! OMG its all making sense now, here I was thinking I got sick because no one at work washes their hands…how could I be so obtuse!? Its so clear. OF COURSE! They are trying to hamper my moves…impossible.
Oh my Gosh, do you know what this means? If I am a ninja, then Oprah is definitely going to happen, I can feel it deep in my throwing stars.


